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tonight i made salsa! with roasted tomatillo, red jalapeno, onion, cilantro, tomato, roasted bell pepper, garlic, and cumin. in the magic chef! and i made spicy black beans. then i made nachos! ...with melted burrata. with avocado. and sour cream. and lemon. and tecate.
then i had chocolate pudding.
i never thought of myself as a clumsey person before the last...6 or 7 months or so. but now i knock everything over, everything. tonight i spilled a glass of wine on my bedroom floor all over my rug. the same wine i bought at safeway yesterday and got made fun of by the cashier because i didn't look my age, i didn't look old enough. i'm used to this so i was prepared to shrug it off but he was a dick about it. and so i thought about how a lot of men will sometimes get better looking as they age, and he was getting old, but he was not one of those men.
after cleaning it up for twenty minutes i sat down on my couch. i was gasey. i had turkish coffee afew hours prior an cheesy garlic bread, you get the idea. anyways so i busted out a pretty loud fart and immediately after jeff in the other room starts cracking up. so i start laughing because he is laughing at my fart and he never laughs at gross noises that come out of lindsey or i. a few minutes go by and i fart again, i kind of chuckle to myself to see if he will laugh again but there is no response and i feel not so funny. it was probably time to use the bathroom so i got up and started to walk to the bathroom. on my way i came to jeff's room. he was sitting in the dark in his chair with his headphones on watching a tv show on his tv. my shoulders dropped.
then i had chocolate pudding.
i never thought of myself as a clumsey person before the last...6 or 7 months or so. but now i knock everything over, everything. tonight i spilled a glass of wine on my bedroom floor all over my rug. the same wine i bought at safeway yesterday and got made fun of by the cashier because i didn't look my age, i didn't look old enough. i'm used to this so i was prepared to shrug it off but he was a dick about it. and so i thought about how a lot of men will sometimes get better looking as they age, and he was getting old, but he was not one of those men.
after cleaning it up for twenty minutes i sat down on my couch. i was gasey. i had turkish coffee afew hours prior an cheesy garlic bread, you get the idea. anyways so i busted out a pretty loud fart and immediately after jeff in the other room starts cracking up. so i start laughing because he is laughing at my fart and he never laughs at gross noises that come out of lindsey or i. a few minutes go by and i fart again, i kind of chuckle to myself to see if he will laugh again but there is no response and i feel not so funny. it was probably time to use the bathroom so i got up and started to walk to the bathroom. on my way i came to jeff's room. he was sitting in the dark in his chair with his headphones on watching a tv show on his tv. my shoulders dropped.