Don't shit where you eat
Seriously. Because then you will undoubtedly run into the piece of shit at a local comedy club just as you think you are starting to get over him. And it is to be expected that at the time you will have been drinking and make a complete ass out of yourself. It is not a pretty picture. Don't do it.
Fin.
Edited to add: The only positive thing that came out of this evening is the realization that I could really give a shit what people think about me. I used to be much more sensitive to this, but now I am just rolling my eyes because it isn't worth it. I am what I am. We all do crazy things and we deal. The only people whose opinions matter to me are my friends, because they will be around long after some stupid guy who wasted my time is out of my life.
Tonight Bess and I decided that friends are the perfect accessories. You only want the cute and fun ones that will improve your life and make you happy and you plan to keep around for a very long time.
Never accessorize with a man. They go out of season way to quickly.
Really Fin.
Fin.
Edited to add: The only positive thing that came out of this evening is the realization that I could really give a shit what people think about me. I used to be much more sensitive to this, but now I am just rolling my eyes because it isn't worth it. I am what I am. We all do crazy things and we deal. The only people whose opinions matter to me are my friends, because they will be around long after some stupid guy who wasted my time is out of my life.
Tonight Bess and I decided that friends are the perfect accessories. You only want the cute and fun ones that will improve your life and make you happy and you plan to keep around for a very long time.
Never accessorize with a man. They go out of season way to quickly.
Really Fin.