the one with five things of annoyance and one thing of good

Jun 18, 2010 13:54

1. Neighbours. Please, we share a washing machine. I NEED TO WASH MY CLOTHES TOO, SO TAKE YOURS OUT WHEN THEY ARE DONE. I am the tiniest bit away from leaving a passive aggressive note.

2. My stomach. Stop being hungy. You cannot possibly need this much feeding.

3. The mess in my flat. Please, go away. I do not want to clean you, nor do I really have the energy to do so. I will, but by god I will not be happy about it. Self-cleaning flats need inventing.

4. That vegetable lasagne I ate for lunch. Why were you not a larger serve? Damn you were tasty.

5. Whoever decided that I can't get paid till the 2nd of July. I hates you, and I want my money so I can buy Lisa and Ben a freaking engagement present (and shoes but yes). And food. And pay my rent. And my phone bill. Seriously unimpressed.

6. Doctor Who season 5 episode 11. Thank you for not being depressing as hell so I could watch you without bawling my eyes out.

five things, food, engagement party, money, doctor who, cleaning, neighbours, one thing, hungry

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