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Dear Matt and James,
I would like you to know that I have the answer to all your problems. I am 21. I have great hair. I fancied my school teacher too. I own an air hostesses costume. And I am adequate enough at bass to play pop-punk.
Nothing in this world would make me as happy as to wipe that smug grin off that arrogant shit Charlie's face. Come, let us start a band. It will be awesome. We will monopolise the teen music market and have a rollicking good time. We will wipe the floor with McFly because, much as they seem like nice young boys, they have a much longer best before date than us. Your time for being a pop icon is running out. With me on board I can make lots of 14 year old boys come to our shows. I can befriend whichever pop tarts you pair fancy and lure them back to our tour bus.
Please write back soon,
Lucy Lu
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Everyone! Quickly! To thechalets.com! Check out their new video!! And theyve charted at number 23! Yeeeeeeeus! Also, remember the pipettes? They got signed yesterday afternoon...
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I would like you to know that I have the answer to all your problems. I am 21. I have great hair. I fancied my school teacher too. I own an air hostesses costume. And I am adequate enough at bass to play pop-punk.
Nothing in this world would make me as happy as to wipe that smug grin off that arrogant shit Charlie's face. Come, let us start a band. It will be awesome. We will monopolise the teen music market and have a rollicking good time. We will wipe the floor with McFly because, much as they seem like nice young boys, they have a much longer best before date than us. Your time for being a pop icon is running out. With me on board I can make lots of 14 year old boys come to our shows. I can befriend whichever pop tarts you pair fancy and lure them back to our tour bus.
Please write back soon,
Lucy Lu
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Everyone! Quickly! To thechalets.com! Check out their new video!! And theyve charted at number 23! Yeeeeeeeus! Also, remember the pipettes? They got signed yesterday afternoon...
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