I've been working on a piece that speaks of sex and desperation...

[pixiemeat103]

Well last night I broke my going-out-fast of 7 days and went to Laverys for Retards/Les Georges Leningrad gig.

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[ginger_italiano]

no mention of the crazy lilly savage look-a-like in the suit that EVEN david bell stopped me from talking to because he was...quote.. 'a filthy auld perrrrverrrrt'

for some reason the old man thought i was dennis quaid and took a bit of a shine to niki!!

[pixiemeat103]

he was an....interesting dancer. poor niki. i have no sympathy for you. you probably grabbed his arse :p

my friend rachael fancied david bell something awful at school.

[ex_gtm]

Don't feel guilty...I was never sure about them after hearing them, but when I saw them...:S

[pixiemeat103]

were u there last nite in the end?

[ex_gtm]

Nope :(

[ex_gtm]

I mean when I saw the pictures of them.

[pixiemeat103]

ah ok, yeh theyre odd.

[ginger_italiano]

fo shoooooo

his arse grabbed my hand :S
initially he thought i was harvey keitel (spelling?!?! too tired to check) but at some point in the 30 mins he pestered us forgot and changed to denis quaid.... think i'd rather be harvey

and whats not to love about david bell?!?!? although i do believe that he may be an action man doll (ie....in the trouser area) those cords are just too tight!!! where the heck does he hide the auld bits?!?!?

[pixiemeat103]

he used to play in our school band and everyone called him mmmbop and i remember him cutting his hair and my friend crying for 3 days. She bought a frilly shirt in a bid to impress him but alas he never noticed.

[ginger_italiano]

perhaps if she had worn a giant bottle of buckfast....

[thedirtyweed]

you have no idea how much i enjoy this Bell-talk

[pixiemeat103]

she hated the music the band played (it was awesome btw) because she was a wee smelly city hall kid goth-type.

I dont think ive ever spoken to mr bell.

[ginger_italiano]

he tends to point alot and talk about banjo's
or cider
or the fact the bar has the 'bad cider'
or george formby(spelling?!?!)

the man was never meant to live in this century