coffee slut

[pixiekil]

so people are starting to tease me at work. i was hanging around lower level (fistion/literature section) and a few of the booksellers called "hey there stalker. or maybe stalkee is more appropriate."
haha.
if my work clothes (or lack there of) looked anything like this, i would understand what the whole deal was:

but they don't. just plain old black pinstripe slacks and shirt.