taking the leap

Jun 18, 2006 16:22

ok, so guys...kind of unimpressed with our lacking of LJ entries lately, so i figured i'd get the ball rolling. i'm having a dave matthew's afternoon..completely relaxed as i have been for the majority of the weekend due to yet another knee injury..don't worry. i'm getting by. haha. so now i'm going to tell you a funny story to lighten the mood. so as some of you might know, i have a new lover in my life. yes, marriage is following shortly but for now, he's just my boyfriend. his name, we'll say, is "crap bag".* (that's a friends episode stint, for those of you who don't know. a term filled with love) anyways, crap bag, has a roommate named iain. iain tends to get naked a lot, especially when he's drunk. as you can tell, he and i get along QUITE well. haha. ANYWAYS.so last night i awake to find a completely NAKED iain in bed with chris and i...yes, crap bag and i were not clothed either..you can imagine my surprise when i went to roll over and i rolled on top of a man that was not MY man but his best friend...he then proceeded to talk to us in his sleep having ABSOLUTELY no idea where he was or what we were talking about. finally awaking, realizing he was naked, and lying naked next to his best friends girlfriend who was ALSO naked...he ran like his ass was on fire. and that's my story. if i had been any other girl....i doubt crap bag would have a girlfriend this morning..but i'm too perfect to lose right? so now that i have gotten the ball rolling would you all get up off your lazy asses and start posting again? jeeze. glad we're back in motion. i expect entries by the end of the week.

peace love and all that jazz

**names have been changed to protect the innocent
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