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[pixidusting]

--ellooooooo, is this thing on? [A perky voice chirps over the communicators. Say hi to Alice, everyone~]

Well, as interesting and fun as this might be, I reeeeally ought to be getting back home now. I have people waiting on me for shopping you know. [She's trying to be optimistic about randomly appearing on a boat. It's a little hard right now.

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[metharchy]

Yes, you're on the MS Elegante. Captain Redd picked you up and we're headed to the Golden Shore. I'm Renovation Head Meth Rezza, so if you have any questions you can ask me, or any other member of the crew.

In the meantime you're welcome to browse deck twelve to uhm, shop. Or there's actual shops on eight.

[pixidusting]

Well I'm that's very nice of him, and I'm sure that the Golden Shore is a really lovely place. I've never been on a cruise ship before, but it's so odd because I didn't see this coming...actually, I can't really see anything here --

You don't have werewolves on board, do you?

[metharchy]

No werewolves at the moment, but we do have a shapeshifter, elves, and several mechanical beings, if that means anything.

[pixidusting]

. . .

Ah, I see. Well, not really, but-- That's very nice, but how do I go home?

[metharchy]

You can't. The Golden Shore is where we're heading, and that's where you'll be going. It's best to settle in and just sit tight until we arrive.

[pixidusting]

Well, that's not very nice...This equates to kidnapping, you know.

Why can't we go home?

[metharchy]

Not all of us would call it that.

Can't go home because the Captain brought you here. You're pure, so this is where you're meant to be. Better here than elsewhere.

[pixidusting]

What would you call it, then?

...Pure? Me? [That sparks a tinkling little laugh~] I'm certain you must have the wrong person, then.

[metharchy]

[Meth starts flipping through papers. It makes a bit of noise over the comms.]

...You're Alice Cullen, yeah? If you are, then I've got the right person.

[pixidusting]

Yes, that's me...

If I'm to be here for an extended amount of time I'm a bit concerned about my diet.

[metharchy]

[More papers flipping...]

Ah. Your brother had the same concern. We're working on it already actually...Someone will get back to you soon, alright?

[pixidusting]

Edward is here? That will make things less awkward though I'm sure he'll miss Bella...

Sooner rather than later, if you...don't mind. I'm a bit er...'thirsty'.

[metharchy]

Mm, I think Bella is on board as well, and it looks like Mihaila can provide for your food needs. Just let her know when you need something. Galley's on deck four.

[pixidusting]

...Really? Bella's here too? My, looks like you swiped a handful of Cullens all at once!

...That ios a relief. I will have to do that soon, actually.