I'm back from China...

[pixelwrangler]

... and nobody there sounded anything like what Rosie O'Donnell suggested they might. Also, I did not receive a single fortune cookie my entire time there. I don't recall seeing sweet and sour chicken balls.. oh. this list just goes on and on...

The people were taller than I expected and many of them were capable of kicking my ass if they so desired.

So many preconceived ideas betrayed...