He's in the bathroom stall!!! Hurry!!!

[pixelwrangler]

I was in the can at work the other day and I was trying to see how talented I was and then I stopped myself when I considered what if this went all wrong?

I pictured the headline,

"Area man injures self in an attempt to mimic the Puppetry of the Penis manoeuvre "The Hamburger" on the job"

I stopped but was pleased with how far I got before common sense gripped me.