Memes
01. When I was younger I made some bad decisions.
02. I don't watch much TV these days.
03. I love psychedelic mushrooms.
04. I love sleeping.
05. I have loads of books.
06. I once slept in a toilet.
07. I love playing video games.
08. I adore marijuana.
09. I watch porn movies.
10. I watch them with my father. He's just not shaggable
11. I like sharks.
12. I love spiders.
13. I was born without hair and I still have no hair.
14. I like George Bush.
15. People are cool.
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
17. I have jacuzzi and a Porsche.
18. I have a lot to learn.
19. I carry my knife everywhere with myself.
20. I'm smart.
21. I've never broken someone's bones.
22. I have a secret.
23. I hate snow.
24. I drink only milk.
25. Punk rock rules.
26. I hate Bill Gates!
27. I love Chinese food.
28. I would hate to be famous.
29. I am not a morning person.
30. I wear glasses.
31. I don't need glasses.
32. I have potential.
33. You only have one race.
34. My legs are two different sizes.
35. I have a twin.
36. I wear a padded bra.
37. I can ramble on about absolutely nothing.
38. I'm left-handed.
39. I hate llamas, but I'm one of them.
40. I don't like horror movies.
41. I suck at climbing.
42. People hate me usually.
43. I like pop music. Sometimes...
45. I hate parking fines.
46. I know the National Anthem of my country by heart
47. I know more than two languages.
48. I spend too much time on my computer
49. I often want to throw my computer out the window.
50. I live on the first floor.
51. I don't like chocolate.
52. I'd like to be more original.
53. I've lied before.
54. Cocks are my favorite birds.
55. I want to conquer the world.
56. I wonder what happens when you die.
57. I've read all books about Harry Potter.
58. I want to eat your dog.
59. I love to exercise.
60. I hate science with a passion.
61. I like to write.
62. I like changes.
63. I hate going to class.
64. I am afraid to die.
65. I hate dish washing.
66. My hair is long, brown, and curly.
67. My nails are nine inches long.
68. One of my favorite colors is black.
69. I like to sleep on the floor.
70. I am hopeless at cooking.
71. I sucked my thumb when I was little
72. I should be doing something else rather than writing this.
73. I am online a lot leave it plugged in most of the time and just shut certain things down.
74. I hate government.
75. I don't have a girlfriend. or a boyfriend, or an anyfriend....
76. I'm too nice for my own good.
77. I love to read, I read as much as I can.
78. I don't trust newspapers.
79. I sometimes like arguing.
80. I live in a lagoon.
81. I clean my room once a month.
82. I'm scared of American fast food.
83. I am prying open my third eye.
85. I don't trust any religion.
86. I used to play with barbies.
87. I wanted to be a super hero when I was little.
88. I like listening to wind chimes.
89. I'm very disorganized.
90. My hair is long and straight.
91. I learn a lot.
92. I don't like spicy food.
93. I keep a diary.
94. I can't do cartwheels.
95. I am very lazy.
96. I'm sarcastic.
97. I think my hair is annoying.
98. I'm very emotional.
I'VE NEVER BEEN DRUNK
I'VE NEVER SMOKED POT
I'VE NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
I'VE NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
I'VE NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
I'VE NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
I'VE NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
I'VE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE
I'VE NEVER HAD SEX
I'VE NEVER HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
I'VE NEVER BEEN DUMPED
I'VE NEVER SHOPLIFTED
I'VE NEVER BEEN FIRED
I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
I'VE NEVER HAD A THREESOME
I'VE NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENTS' HOUSE
I'VE NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
I'VE NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
I'VE NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
I'VE NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
I'VE NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
I'VE NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
I'VE NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
I'VE NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIMES SQUARE
I'VE NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
I'VE NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
I'VE NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
I'VE NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
I'VE NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
I'VE NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
I'VE NEVER CALLED A PHONE SEX LINE
I'VE NEVER HAD SEX WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX