Heh! This made me laugh silly:
http://www.hatrack.com/osc/reviews/everything/2004-11-21.shtml. (the first review of that page, that is)
"(...) Several thousand dead spiders, changed diapers, cleaned bathrooms, and de-pooped lawns later, last week I finally came face to face with my human limitations: a task so vile that I could not do it, and yet my wife could.
I speak of taking our ten-year-old and some friends to see The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. (...)"
Heheheh.