The Hampton Legacy: Gen 1.0
And it begins! Thanks for tuning in.
Early one morning, a young woman named Shirley Hampton found herself in the outskirts of Paduopolis with no memories, no posessions, and no knowledge of this land she'd found herself in. In fact, all she did have was her name, her clothes, and 20,000 simoleons in her pocket. Though very confused, Shirley knew that the most productive thing to do would be to start a new life here with the help of a mysterious otherwordly voice who somehow had access to every piece of furniture in the world and could change people's appearance and control their actions at her whim. She bought herself a 900 sq. foot lot and left the decorating up to the voice. As she begins her life, Shirley has no idea that in due time she will be...
SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS!
We begin with a bird watching Shirley. Don't you want to see your new house, dear?
Yeah, I know it's a little modest right now, but...
Shirley: ...
Hey, walls are a luxury here. You'll live, it's not like we have Seasons installed or anything.
Mr. Humble: This house SUCKS!
As you can see, I'm trying to get Shirley a job with that paper.
WTF? Snarl at your own house! At least we have a computer just in case Shirley can't find a job in the paper.
Which she can't. Oh well. Her LTW is to be a Criminal Mastermind, by the way.
Internet didn't have anything either. :C I guess criminal organizations aren't too big on advertising...
I let her play Sims 3 for a while, since I'd never seen that interaction before. :3 It looks exactly like playing SSX3 but whatever. She's simming just like me C:
Shirley: Hey. what's that?!
Just Denise Jacquet, using your bathroom without your permission. She's not even part of the welcome wagon! Maybe I really should rethink the whole walls thing.
The real welcome wagon arrived seconds later.
As you can see, it's relatively pitiful. This is what I get for using an empty neighborhood and default subhoods :c Chester Gieke is currently living on an empty lot where I was testing out the camera.
Shirley: Yay, I get to go out on the town! Hey, is it normal to just leave visitors at your house in these parts?
This and many more surprises await you, Shirley. Good Luck.
We arrive to find... Shirley behind the bar?
Shirley: This light is NOT flattering for your hair. But then again, few things could flatter THAT hair.
Shirley! Let her do her job!
She promptly ordered a drink. It concerns me that she has no qualms about drinking that after she insulted the bartender.
There are like, no males at this club, which is disappointing.
I didn't get the screenshot, but this lady made fun of Shirley. :C
Soon enough Shirley was dancing all by herself. But she rocks out anyway <3
At this point I heard a male voice, so I immediately left Shirley alone...
And found men upstairs! So that's where they were! Shirley, get up here!
This guy caught my eye immediately. Partially because he's hot, partially because I'm fairly certain that hair is binned as blonde (if you missed the prologue, that and hard workers are Shirley's turn ons). Mr. Pale Townie in the background there is blonde too. I'll keep him in mind.
Looks like he caught Shirley's eye too!
Wait... no, it was just his sandwich.
He watched her walk away though. ;3
Shirley: Recycling is AWESOME!
She became popular with the boys immediately. You better go get her while you still can, Mr. Long Haired Townie!
Yes! He's getting up!
I did get them to meet and start talking, but they didn't seem to mesh too well. They refused to have anything to do with each other without my coaxing.
But the magic of skanky club dancing can fix that!
...Or can it...?
No. It most certainly can't.
I was going to try to chat up the Pale Blonde Townie, but...
Nahhhh. Come on Shirley. There's nothing for you here and your energy's running low.
On her way out she bumped into this old lady and made fun of her. :C
I also caught her checking out this lovely redheaded girl, which gave me ideas...
But no, she was just making fun of her too. Oh well. I don't have any same-sex pregnancy mods anyway. I'm trying to keep hacks to a minimum right now because I think some cc is already causing conflicts with my game. Random crashes and whatnot. Anyway, let's head home!
Back at the lot, Shirley made some jello!
The guests grabbed some too.
Florence Delarosa: So uh... I've never kissed a girl before...
Shirley: Get off. Of my lot. (-)
Shirley's hygiene was low, so I decided to have her shower and take a nap.
Shirley: Mm, I love being naked outs- hey, what the heck happened to the ground?
I... shit, what the hell IS that?!
Shirley: That's better. :D
Yeah... wow, that was weird. (Yeah, I know I need an anti-pixellation hack. Hopefully I can pinpoint the cause of whatever's glitching up before next update.)
After a nap, I sent her out on the town again.
I think this place is called Lulu Lounge? I love the Downtown lots. Look how fancy and exclusive it looks from the outside >w<
Alright Shirley, if you see any guys you like let me kn-
Shirley: What's THAT?
Oh... um, Shirley... I really don't think you want to do that. Seriously...
Shirley: What are you talking about?!
Shirley: I was BORN to do this!!!
Shirley: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Shirley: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- ohshit-
Shirley: Owwwww...
I told you so.
Shirley: Shut up.
Trekkie-looking Townie: THAT WAS AWESOME!
After that fiasco, Shirley went to DJ her hair off. Literally.
Shirley: My hair came back! (+500)
She played all these slow, almost folksy-sounding dance songs. It was pretty sweet. Plus she made money, which, as a Fortune Sim, she LOVES doing.
This guy came down to dance. He's quite the looker! And blonde! Definitely having Shirley talk to him later.
Shirley: Wow, that guy's good-looking and blonde! I should talk to him later!
She was actually talking about Malcolm Landgraab. Sorry Shirley, but he's so loaded it would practically be cheating. Feel free to have a massive Fortune Sim boner as long as you realize it'll never happen.
Shirley! Hot blonde guy! Behind you!
Shirley: But you said I couldn't have him!
No! The other one!
Shirley: Oh, THAT one. :3
She decided that having a drink was more important though. Here's hoping he sticks around.
Shirley: How YOU doin'? ;D
Who's she checking out?
THIS genetic mindfuck of a man. I lost the closeup, but he has pink eyes!
GMF: You're from one of those Legacy households. I'll make sure not to get close.
BLONDE GUY. NAKED. HOT TUB. FFFFFFFFFF SHIRLEY GET IN THERE NOW!!!
Shirley: Okay, okay, I'm going!
It's all up to you now, kid!
These two just sat in there and talked for hours. His name is Bryan Shatner and he is gorgeous.
After a while I decided to check their relationship score and they already had the green smiley face of friendship. Looks like Bryan's the one. <3
Shirley: Oh good lord, he really is the one. Seriously Ella, you need to get that anti-pixellation mod. This thing is beautiful.
Bryan: ...
Trust me, I'm working on it!
She began charming him right away.
This isn't really about creative camera angles as it is about the fact that using the camera is really awkward indoors in that area. They're still clicking though!
Shirley had a want to smustle, so I let her... temporarily. She has a man to get back to.
I missed the shot, but it was around this time that crush hearts appeared over their heads. He got them first <3 Then Miss Black Ponytail over here decided to use Bryan as an armrest.
Miss BPT: I like you. *grabs arm and merges drink with it in the process*
WTF?
Bryan and Shirley are smelling the hot dogs that some townie cooked. I figured this would be a good time to ask him on a date.
He began the date by ignoring Shirley for the crazy BPT. Niiiice.
The next few pictures are just date spam. I can't help it, they're so cute together ; ~;
Their first kiss!
The date ended right around here because Bryan was tired. Oh well, Shirley's running low on some things herself.
Shirley was REALLY hungry so I decided to take advantage of free community lot hot dogs before heading home. Yum!
Home again, home again. c: Perhaps she's dreaming of Bryan...
And it's time for a new day!
Still no luck finding a job. Oh well.
Bryan must've come to drop off this rose during the night, but I totally missed it. Oh well. Let's give him a call, shall we?
Shirley: Hello... is this Bryan Shatner? ... Yeah, it's me, Shirley! From the club? ... Yeah... Uh huh... What, that lady with the black ponytail? Nah, she was totally lying to you. I'd never force you to live in a house where your only purpose is for breeding and you're left completely to your own bad judgement! ... Yes, I promise. Okay, I'll see you then!
Shirley: Hmm.
And that's all for now, folks!
Next time: Hopefully moving in Bryan. Also better photos and less glitching? And the ability to see sims naked?
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