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THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. chris
2. christopher
3. stretch

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. poop head
2. kidney
3. goldfish

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my big muscles
2. my big penis
3. my hip bones?

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my hairy butt
2. i can't grow a mustache
3. way too lazy

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. native american
2. italian
3. german

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. the president
2. pubes in my food
3. the mirror

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. water
2. myspace
3. panera

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. boxers
2.
3.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS (at the moment):
1. Caliban
2. Boxcar Racer
3. Hollywood Endings

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. Poison the Well-Nerdy
2. Caliban-Roots of pain
3. Evergreen Terrace-In my dreams I can fly

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. to get a blowjob
2. buy a 337 gti
3. get off this damn computer more

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP
1. blowjobs
2. trust
3. comfort

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. i'm taller than you
2. tacobell sucks
3. my balls itch

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERABLE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. sense of humor
2. hip bones
3. ability to give blowjobs

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. painting
2. working
3. shopping

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. get a blowjob
2. find a job
3. eat a chalupa while getting a blowjob

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. graphic design
2. tattoo artist
3. anything that pays

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. hawaii
2. fiji
3. japan

THREE KID'S NAMES:
1. tod
2. bob
3. ted

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. get a blowjob
2. skydive
3. pull my penis out at a nursing home

THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY
1. i have a penis
2. i look like a boy
3. i'm taller than you

THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK
1. i like to go shopping
2. real world
3. i wear a bra to bed

FIVE CELEBRITIES I'D TOTALLY DO (in no particular order)
1. avril lavigne
2. ashlee simpson
3. that one chick that's still alive from golden girls
4. oprah winfrey
5. mandy moore

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1. your mom
2. my mom
3. bert