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pitza

office equipments

Sep 15, 2005 05:10

Title: The Gay Glancing of the Equipage
Pairing: Nick/Greg (CSI)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Office equipments are not toys. When will they learn? Written for the 'toy' challenge at ngchallenge
Warnings/Dislaimers/Spoilers: Silly!fic.

( Grissom doesn't know about this misuse yet. Hopefully never )

csi

Comments 31

fred_bear September 15 2005, 04:57:55 UTC

Oh fingerprint brushes and chocolate powder huh? :) And see, my Nick/ Greg Star Trek icon just for you!

pitza September 15 2005, 09:18:06 UTC

Squeeeee! Was walking down the high street and saw a store selling all kinds of edible body powder... next to a shop selling all kinds of edible condoms...
Hmmm.. must be walking the wrong high street.
*adores icon* heh, i wonder what they'll be like as Starfleet officers? The holodeck must get pretty good business...

fred_bear September 15 2005, 10:45:15 UTC

Heh, Nick and Greg in the holodeck... oh dear God the things they'd get up to! Sounds like you time warped into a Canberra suburb called fyshwick where there are shops like that ++ (Porn, escort services etc are legal in Canberra) heh.

pitza September 15 2005, 15:41:34 UTC

They'd probably be barred from the holodeck. I mean... They can always say they're in there for research, like... "Sex through the Ages"... or "Sex of Different Alien Species" (shudder)

and... fyshwick?

sounds like there's something fishy going on in fishwick? *g* do you think Nick and Greg secretly goes out to fyshwick for hols?

Thread 13

anonymous September 15 2005, 05:23:27 UTC

Hell, if I were at a Star Trek convention, I'd jump Nick.

...and I don't think he should fear the Vulcans as much as perhaps the Klingons...

pitza September 15 2005, 09:18:44 UTC

Oooooh... he hasn't met the Klingons yet... *chuckles madly*

byrons_brain September 15 2005, 09:37:49 UTC

hehehehehehe, pon farr.... that old excuse.... very funnny. I vote that Greg should definately process Nick or vice versa, Greg needs processing, alot...

Damn that's hot....

pitza September 15 2005, 09:57:47 UTC

*g* Wait until Nick meets ravenous Klingons... *g* he'll definitely need to process something Greg-like in species by the time he's done... *g*

Yeah, I'll give anything to jump Nick if he shows up in my crime scene... *g*

byrons_brain September 15 2005, 15:59:35 UTC

Wouldn't we all.... so when are you going to write about the Klingons?

pitza September 15 2005, 16:46:56 UTC

Soooon... heee.. and Greg's coming with for moral support... *grins madly* I'm just trying to write the smut bit, which is hard, because ideas and images derail from typing... Hmm... *g*

anmani September 15 2005, 11:26:39 UTC

I just love Nick's hopes/fears for the future. He just knows he's in trouble being with the energizer bunny.
And the chocolate and dusting and oooooooooooooooooooooh. Me too, please.

pitza September 15 2005, 15:39:58 UTC

Heeee... but Nick gives as good as he gets. if not better... They're bunnies. Insatiable bunnies. Must've been bunnies in their previous incarnations.

shacky20 September 15 2005, 12:33:20 UTC

Yeah, toy challenges, toy challenges, printing off now, have to take kiddy to school, but I'll be back soon to read.

pitza September 15 2005, 15:38:51 UTC

*g* nothing too uh... toyish.. just... uh.. toying with the idea of them... *g* anyway. the fic 's not too interesting, i mean, if you're looking for... uh... hardcore toy thing... *g* gives me the blushes everytime i tried to write one of 'em. so this one is predominantly vanilla... um... like... anyway.

the mental image of them with proper toys... eh... *blush*