THIS EMAIL TO A FRIEND SHOULD DESCRIBE MY SITUATION!
yeah, me and nick are in fucking durango. like a week ago we got jumped by like 7 pussies. fucking this little bitch walks up to me and nick, and im feeding osmo at the time, and fucking slaps the food im giving my dog out of my hand! my first reaction is 'this nigga is fucking trppin, he's 'bout to get fucked up', but the little bitch just fucking turns and walks away. then like me and nick are all whiskey drunk, and this little bitch ass pussy fucking walks up and starts talking shit to nick. the bastard threatens us and then pushes nick. nick proceeds to beat ass.
about time i started a new paragraph. anywhore, we walk down the street because there were fucking cops everywhere, and that lillte punk-ass bitch-ass trick-chump-motherfucker comes up with like 6 of his friends and jumped me and nick. FUCKER!
yeah i got knocked to the ground and stomped in the head buy like 7 guys, but they were fucking pussy-ass kids who still live with their moms and shit, so they didnt fuck me up to bad. busted my face up ( I HAD BOOT PRINTS ON MY FACE, I GOT 3 FUCKING STICHES, TWO ON MY LIP ONE ABOVE MY LEFT EYE, BUT IM FUCKING DRUNK AND CHICKS STILL WANT MY COCK SO IM IN GOOD SPIRITS) got no body shots in, because they were cowards and dont know how to fight. blah. fuck them.
so uhh, im at some guys house using his computer, so im going to hurry up and finish this email, so i can look at PORN while he's out of the room.
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about time i started a new paragraph. anywhore, we walk down the street because there were fucking cops everywhere, and that lillte punk-ass bitch-ass trick-chump-motherfucker comes up with like 6 of his friends and jumped me and nick. FUCKER!
yeah i got knocked to the ground and stomped in the head buy like 7 guys, but they were fucking pussy-ass kids who still live with their moms and shit, so they didnt fuck me up to bad. busted my face up ( I HAD BOOT PRINTS ON MY FACE, I GOT 3 FUCKING STICHES, TWO ON MY LIP ONE ABOVE MY LEFT EYE, BUT IM FUCKING DRUNK AND CHICKS STILL WANT MY COCK SO IM IN GOOD SPIRITS) got no body shots in, because they were cowards and dont know how to fight. blah. fuck them.
so uhh, im at some guys house using his computer, so im going to hurry up and finish this email, so i can look at PORN while he's out of the room.
bangbus.com