OWW FUCK!
DUDE! like 3 days ago this guy gave me his dog 'because she sucks'. so now, ive got this adorable, yet spazzy, coyote-german shepard- pointy ear-black dog. her names sascha. SHES SO CUTE!!!
so 2 days ago i drink like more than half a spacebag with this guy named gump (its his tag), and generally ended up passing out, and waking up the next day drinking the rest of it with him. then, this chick jacqueline jacks a bottle of wild turkey, which i am more than happy to help her drink on an empty stomache.
long story dramatically short, i got fucked up, ended up having this chick skecthpad walk me to my squat (along the way, i trip and literally land face first on the ground. chipped a tooth and my nose and mouth are scrathced up pretty bad. ankle hurts too. and shoulder. fucking gravity!), and also i get interrogated by the fucking police. i dont tell them shit, and generally just fuck with their heads. i think i told them my name was george lopez.
anywhore, last night i spent most of the night twitching, detoxing from alcohol, unable to sleep. im glad sascha comforted me. good dog. i vomited this sickening green foam also, it just was like i coughed all this shit out. fucking sucks, it even hurt to puke.
IM NOT DRINKING TODAY!
so, now my face looks like shit,i feel like shit and generally shit sucks. alot.
i hope i have some fun soon.
so 2 days ago i drink like more than half a spacebag with this guy named gump (its his tag), and generally ended up passing out, and waking up the next day drinking the rest of it with him. then, this chick jacqueline jacks a bottle of wild turkey, which i am more than happy to help her drink on an empty stomache.
long story dramatically short, i got fucked up, ended up having this chick skecthpad walk me to my squat (along the way, i trip and literally land face first on the ground. chipped a tooth and my nose and mouth are scrathced up pretty bad. ankle hurts too. and shoulder. fucking gravity!), and also i get interrogated by the fucking police. i dont tell them shit, and generally just fuck with their heads. i think i told them my name was george lopez.
anywhore, last night i spent most of the night twitching, detoxing from alcohol, unable to sleep. im glad sascha comforted me. good dog. i vomited this sickening green foam also, it just was like i coughed all this shit out. fucking sucks, it even hurt to puke.
IM NOT DRINKING TODAY!
so, now my face looks like shit,i feel like shit and generally shit sucks. alot.
i hope i have some fun soon.