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Jun 27, 2008 17:51

Character: Bak Chan
Series: D.Gray-man
Age: 29
Job: Surveillance Advisor

Canon: D.Gray-man follows the story of Allen Walker and the exorcists in the Black Order as they fight the Millennium Earl and his minions and thwart his plans to off humanity with the use of weapons only they can use: "Innocence." There's laughter! There's tears! There's hilarious anachronisms! And, well, there's Allen shaking some common sense and decency into people right when they need it. ... Such as Bak Chan. The head of the Black Order's Asian Branch, Bak is an intelligent man. Unfortunately, he is also aware of how intelligent he is, which makes him downright insufferable at times.

While not an exorcist, Bak is capable of controlling the structure of the Asian Branch's headquarters - otherwise known as Fou. For the most part, Bak attempts to keep his personal feelings separate from his work. "Cold" is one way of describing it; "distant" is another. "Irritable" and "arrogant" also apply to his general demeanor! Bak is well aware of how smart he is, and never hesitates to make it known. He also is aware of what his duty is and will make the necessary sacrifices to carry it out. This does not, however, mean that he lacks emotions or any sort of compassion! While his choice tears him up at times, he is determined enough to stay his course, no matter how he may come off to others.

... except for when he is caught red-handed with photographs he covertly took of one Komui Lee's younger sister, Rinali. Then he simply breaks out into hives.

Sample Post:

Worry not, camp, for I have arrived.

For months- no, for years, you've had to live in such substandard conditions! I've seen it already. "But oh great and mighty Bak," you may say! "How could we possibly hope to see any sort of amazing improvements to our plight!" Well. That's why I'm here, isn't it? Thankfully, this camp has now been graced with my presence. A request was placed with my branch for me to come out here and improve the level of security, and when one wishesto see my brilliance, who am I to deny them of it? As your new "Surveillance Advisor," it's my duty to keep an eye out for those of you "campers" attending this facility. With my amazing inventions - only the finest state-of-the-art equipment, mind you - your safety is ... "safe" in my hands, so to speak.

Still, while my word should be more than enough to support my claim, I believe that some proof may be helpful in this instance. I've already taken the liberty of setting up a number of these surveillance cameras in a few of the Girls cabins for test runs - 23, 31.5, and 42 specifically. ... It's strictly a coincidence that they're only female cabins, mind you. Additionally, I have a small prototype for a "spybot" that I have invented right here; I like to call him "Sneak." With these cameras and the aid of my spybot, I am capable of getting a rather ... clear view of the situation on these monitors, thus being able to recommend proper improvements should they be necessary.

Shall I give you a demonstration, then? Sneak will now approach the nearest cabin. I believe that would be Girls Cabin 42? ... strange. Come to think of it, were there really that many ... Ah, it's nothing. I believe that the residents of this cabin are currently out, which will serve our purposes well. Look, there he goes now! With a versatile robot such as Sneak, we can do a number of things. Should an intruder come in, for example, he can sound an alarm. While the letter requesting my assistance mentioned equipping the cabins with "rape whistles," I believe a simple klaxon shall suffice given its simplicity and far less vulgar nature. In addition to the alarm, this prototype can make his way through the cabins with the greatest of ease, thus capable of giving back a real-time feed of what's going on. Not that I'd- ever use such things for other purposes, of course-!

- hohh? It seems one of the tenants has returned early. No matter. As his name would suggest, Sneak is also capable of stealth. He's perfect for hiding from any unwanted force, be it an unwelcome undead or an ornery older brother. Watch closely now! With the greatest of ease, Sneak will move into the corner and dutifully watch the beautiful young ... purple gorilla ... tch. That can't be right! Hey, what sort of cabin is this?! Sneak, return immediately, before we have to see more than I ever want to see of the primate order in my life! Quickly, before she spots yo- ... Sneak, report! Your feed was lost! Are you there? Sneak? ... Sneak?! SNEAK!!

Tch. As if I'll let some petulant primate get in my way! You may win this round today, gorilla, but mark my words - I'll be back.

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