darnit, this better not take long...
1. I don't like white bread.
2. I can beat you at jeopardy.
3. I am constantly tired, and for that reason...
4. ...I love caffeine.
5. The one thing I want most in this world is a CD player for my car.
6. I'm just as scared as you.
7. I think I'm going bald.
8. And I'm okay with that.
9. I think my friends love me.
10. But I've been wrong before.
11. I wish, for one day every week, we could go back into the eighties to see bands we missed, laugh at clothes in the mall, and see The Goonies in the theater one more time.
12. I haven't cut Angela's grass in, like, a month.
13. Speaking of Angela, I miss gardening. Damn, those were good tomatoes. (and eggplant, strawberries, red peppers, watermelon, red carrots, garlic...)
14. I want a band, but most of all I want to be a better songwriter.
15. If I were gay, I'd knock boots with Mike Patton.
16. I try not to pick favorites.
17. I think it's funny when you guys make fun of my colorblindness. Sociological crutches are the best!
18. I feel inferior around most of my friends, but not all the time. I think everybody feels that way sometimes.
19. Believe it or not, I am happy and feel safer than I ever have in my life.
20. I need a shower before my test.
2. I can beat you at jeopardy.
3. I am constantly tired, and for that reason...
4. ...I love caffeine.
5. The one thing I want most in this world is a CD player for my car.
6. I'm just as scared as you.
7. I think I'm going bald.
8. And I'm okay with that.
9. I think my friends love me.
10. But I've been wrong before.
11. I wish, for one day every week, we could go back into the eighties to see bands we missed, laugh at clothes in the mall, and see The Goonies in the theater one more time.
12. I haven't cut Angela's grass in, like, a month.
13. Speaking of Angela, I miss gardening. Damn, those were good tomatoes. (and eggplant, strawberries, red peppers, watermelon, red carrots, garlic...)
14. I want a band, but most of all I want to be a better songwriter.
15. If I were gay, I'd knock boots with Mike Patton.
16. I try not to pick favorites.
17. I think it's funny when you guys make fun of my colorblindness. Sociological crutches are the best!
18. I feel inferior around most of my friends, but not all the time. I think everybody feels that way sometimes.
19. Believe it or not, I am happy and feel safer than I ever have in my life.
20. I need a shower before my test.