Readings from the bible...

Apr 15, 2006 01:56

I found some pretty humorous and contradictory verses and I would like to share:

Proverbs 29:11-"A fool vents all of his feelings, but a wise man holds them back."
(Stop going to confession)

28:23- "He who rebukes a man will find more favor afterward than he who flatters with the tongue"
(Talk shit about people...do not compliment)

28:17-"A man burdened with bloodshed will flee into a pit; let no one help him."
(It's okay for a woman to do it though...so help her. Someone makes a mistake...instead of helping him out let's shun him. No matter if he's sorry or not...SHUN THEM ALL!)

28:26-"He who trusts in his own heart is a fool, but whoever walks wisely will be delivered."
(All of those Disney cartoons are wrong and blasphemous...DO NOT FOLLOW YOUR HEART! THAT IS SINFUL! Do as others do and just go with the flow.)

AND I'M SURE MORE WILL BE ALONG EVENTUALLY....besides that was just one page...page 666 >;D

ps...don't bother commenting if its going to be all preachy...had enough of that
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