so so so so so so so so so
so i just got back from my first colelge final ever, art class. when i got there the room was full of these wierd little boxes that looked like photo booths. my teacher said that i was the forst to arrive so i would get to be the group leader. then she directed me to the box in the very front. i went inside and realized that the booths were flight simulators. when i got inside the screen was already on and i was flying around a crazy looking purple planet and right away i knew what this was. i was in enders game. i was ender. so i grabbed the controls and got comfortable with them.soon more and more people from my class showed up but they had no cluw what was going on they just thought we got to play a really cool video game for our art final. out of nowhere i was a lazzzer come shooting out of a nova cloud and strike the ship behind me blowing the shit out of it. next thing we knew we were in the middle of a battle where we were out gunned and out numbered but we split up in a cool army formation that i later named ooooooshit 1. more than half of my fleet was destroyed but onward we moved to the home planet of those fucking buggers.
but there where millions of aliens there and we stood no chance so i made a kamakazi run on their mother ship. i didnt make it anywhere near the ship and i died. my screen went blank and it was rather clear to me that i just killed a real space pilot. i started to cry alittle then my teacher came and gave me a hug and said "oh silly, it was jsut a game, and you got the new high score! please enter you initials."
"fuckin rad i said. they are ASS"
"haha oh nate, you are the living end."
it turns out that i wasnt controlling a real ship in space. after class though i was reading a book and it was talking about little green men that control humans with a video game that they play in art class as a 60-100year test. we are nothing but a test.
but there where millions of aliens there and we stood no chance so i made a kamakazi run on their mother ship. i didnt make it anywhere near the ship and i died. my screen went blank and it was rather clear to me that i just killed a real space pilot. i started to cry alittle then my teacher came and gave me a hug and said "oh silly, it was jsut a game, and you got the new high score! please enter you initials."
"fuckin rad i said. they are ASS"
"haha oh nate, you are the living end."
it turns out that i wasnt controlling a real ship in space. after class though i was reading a book and it was talking about little green men that control humans with a video game that they play in art class as a 60-100year test. we are nothing but a test.