Mar 21, 2008 01:16
PEOPLE OF THE CITY~!
Wallet missing? Kitten been cat-napped? Investigating a political/corporate assassination? MURDER, EVEN!? Not to worry! ACROSS Private Investigators is here to snoop your scoop! We're hard-up for work, folks, c'mon, I'll even find a runaway puppy if I've gotta, so long as the pay's right.
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[OOC: Excel's affected by that I'm a Professional curse, yet again drawing upon an existing AU for the lulz. :D She's even got the outfit for it.]
wait what,
private penis,
i'm a professional,
sleuthing,
snooping,
sweet duds,
cue the jazz theme song,
curse day,
grab bag,
detective?