122- Odd Couple

[pitfallen]

[Actionspam for Building 12, Apartment 43]
[Excel knocks on the door to the new apartment somwhat awkwardly, with a bag filled with clothes, cleaning supplies, toiletries, and some food, all strapped to her back. On top of the bag is a rolled-up futon. Menchi, meanwhile, is strapped to Excel's head, looking rather unhappy.]

Oi~. Sa-chan, it's me,

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[pitfallen]

[Excel kicks it lightly with her foot and walks in, momentarily getting stuck when the sides of the futon catch on the doorway. She manages to keep from falling backward, then almost falls over forward before managing to finally balance herself out.]

.......................................... Right. So, which room am I supposed to be using again?

[pitfallen]

.................

[She looks at it for a moment, then puts her bag inside it and rolls her futon out on the living room floor, clearly having actually mistaken the room for a closet.]

[pitfallen]

For all I know, you just wanna keep her to eat her yourself! I already told you a buncha times I'm not gonna eat her. Drop it already.

[Excel unstraps Menchi from her head and puts her down to try and search the apartment for escape routes, and, finding none, come back to lie down in a corner morosely. Excel, meanwhile, starts taking cleaning supplies and toiletry things out of her bag]

Anyway, where's the bathroom?

[pitfallen]

Fine, whatever! Just keep her where I can see her. And don't let her outside! She gets lost easily!

[Excel grimaces at Menchi, who stops freaking out after a few moments. Excel then shakes her head and goes to take her stuff to the bathroom.]

So why do you use it....?

...................

[Stops in the bathroom, furrowing her brow upon noticing the various creams and concoctions and shit]

What the hell is this stuff? It's taking up space.

[Picks up one of them and looks at it, reading the labels with a bit of disgust readable in her expression]

[pitfallen]

[Menchi looks at her without a clue what she's saying but getting the idea that she's being nice about it. Meanwhile, Excel glares back and holds the thing out in front of her.]

What the hell IS it and why do you need to leave it all over the bathroom!? If you're gonna have a buncha useless crap around, just leave it in your room!

[pitfallen]

[Menchi looks around in confusion for a bit before wandering back into the main room. Excel recoils and grits her teeth]

................... Fine, keep your nasty ninja-cream, then. Whatever.

[She starts putting out her bathroom items where they go; toilet cleaner and brush, toilet paper, rubber gloves, a towel, some cheap hotel-brand-type shampoo and soap, and a hand towel.]

[pitfallen]

Only a person hideously ugly on the inside (and the outside, too) would feel the need to disguise themselves with stuff like that, anyway!

[Excel is too distracted by the conversation to notice, heading out of the bathroom to go unpack her clothes when she finishes. Her clothes include a decent amount of normal, good-looking clothes, but also a lot of weird work uniforms and her ACROSS uniform, as well as a Japanese schoolgirl swimsuit. She hangs them up in her "room".]

[pitfallen]

[OOC: Did you mean all her bathroom stuff or her clothes and so forth, too? I'm assuming you just meant the bathroom stuff for now]

[Excel glares at her and goes to put her food in the refrigerator, pushing the natto aside to put her rice and similar such cheap-o foods in]

I, unlike some people, am confident enough in the way I look to not use cheap gimmicks and bells and whistles to improve myself! They're all just con jobs, anyway.

[She walks back into the living room to straighten out her futon]

Anyway, I look just fine. I'm not wasting money on crap I don't need.