118- Buried with his donkey
ALL HAIL THE GREAT PHARAOH IL PALAZZO!
[Shouting at passersby from a short pedestal in whatever heavy-traffic area isn't occupied by a pyramid right now, holding a whip and a staff]
As official High Priestess, Taskmaster, and servant to the great Pharaoh Il Palazzo himself, it is my duty to bring his great ideals to you, the lil' masses! My Lord Pharaoh is a benevolent and just ruler, so I don't expect there should be any objections. In any event, WHO'S UP FOR BUILDIN' A PYRAMID, HUH?! C'MON, UP AND AT 'EM! HUP TWO HUP TWO!
[Whip cracks at thin air, just for noise effect and because it's nifty-keen]
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[OOC: Excel is very much affected today, and will be out on the town trying to recruit servants to help build her lord a pyramid. Since this curse synchs up with her so well, she also looks the part now. Tan skin, black hair, ornate and admittedly skimpy Egyptian clothing, and a whip, which she'll be looking for an excuse to abuse.]
[Shouting at passersby from a short pedestal in whatever heavy-traffic area isn't occupied by a pyramid right now, holding a whip and a staff]
As official High Priestess, Taskmaster, and servant to the great Pharaoh Il Palazzo himself, it is my duty to bring his great ideals to you, the lil' masses! My Lord Pharaoh is a benevolent and just ruler, so I don't expect there should be any objections. In any event, WHO'S UP FOR BUILDIN' A PYRAMID, HUH?! C'MON, UP AND AT 'EM! HUP TWO HUP TWO!
[Whip cracks at thin air, just for noise effect and because it's nifty-keen]
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[OOC: Excel is very much affected today, and will be out on the town trying to recruit servants to help build her lord a pyramid. Since this curse synchs up with her so well, she also looks the part now. Tan skin, black hair, ornate and admittedly skimpy Egyptian clothing, and a whip, which she'll be looking for an excuse to abuse.]