The inhabitants of the ninth circle of Hell
Good news for all Snape haters out there - turns out that Snape actually is Judas!
Except...
"Lost Gospel Revealed; Says Jesus Asked Judas to Betray Him".
I'm very amused. Quite apart from the religious implications (zomg, Christianity is a scam! The death of Jesus nothing but a glorified suicide!). And a bit ashamed of myself that the first thing I thought of when I saw the headline was: OMG SNAPE! And then they say that reality doesn't mirror fiction.
I know this theory isn't new, but I was nevertheless squeeing when I saw it on the cover of my newspaper :)
Except...
"Lost Gospel Revealed; Says Jesus Asked Judas to Betray Him".
I'm very amused. Quite apart from the religious implications (zomg, Christianity is a scam! The death of Jesus nothing but a glorified suicide!). And a bit ashamed of myself that the first thing I thought of when I saw the headline was: OMG SNAPE! And then they say that reality doesn't mirror fiction.
I know this theory isn't new, but I was nevertheless squeeing when I saw it on the cover of my newspaper :)