Maybe Satan has a summer home in my voice.
So I decide I want the new iPhone, and I sell my other phone on eBay for $365. After fees and taxes, I conclude that I got enough to buy the 16Gb phone (I had an 8Gb), and still have $20 left over.
Me in line, with those suckers behind me.
So I show up outside AT&T at 8pm and pull out the chair that I had just bought, hurriedly might I add) from walmart. I must have been in a huge ass hurry because I managed to get a folding chair that seats a 10 year old. Well, I go steal a shitty plastic chair and get in line... I was around 13th.
I start talking with the guys in the front of the line and we start lauging and joking, so I tell them I'm moving up with them.
I am hanging with them for about ... 30 minutes or so and I tell my story about my chair and that it looks like I'm "concreting" it tonight. The people behind me mention that they have an extra chair if I'd like it. So I now am in a comfy chair, in 3rd place.
Some girls 15 places back decide they are hungry and say they are going on a food run. I joke that they need to bring me back a scotch and soda.
The #1 guy's dad shows up and brought pizza. We're getting along really well and he offers me half saying he can't eat it all. So now I'm in a comfy chair in 3rd place eating pizza.
About 45 minutes later the girls return with their food, and a scotch and soda. (Mind you I told them I had no money, so not to worry about it.) So I'm now in a comfy chair in third place with hot pizza and a scotch and soda.
Then right about 12:00, so guys leave their parking spot which was directly in front of us. I had one guy hold the spot while I reparked my car. We popped the trunk and got some tunes playing.
So by 12:00 last night I was hanging out in a comfy chair, in 60 degree weather, eating pizza, with my scotch and soda, listening to some good tunes.
I don't know why I was gifted with a tongue of the devils... but I'm down.
Me in line, with those suckers behind me.
So I show up outside AT&T at 8pm and pull out the chair that I had just bought, hurriedly might I add) from walmart. I must have been in a huge ass hurry because I managed to get a folding chair that seats a 10 year old. Well, I go steal a shitty plastic chair and get in line... I was around 13th.
I start talking with the guys in the front of the line and we start lauging and joking, so I tell them I'm moving up with them.
I am hanging with them for about ... 30 minutes or so and I tell my story about my chair and that it looks like I'm "concreting" it tonight. The people behind me mention that they have an extra chair if I'd like it. So I now am in a comfy chair, in 3rd place.
Some girls 15 places back decide they are hungry and say they are going on a food run. I joke that they need to bring me back a scotch and soda.
The #1 guy's dad shows up and brought pizza. We're getting along really well and he offers me half saying he can't eat it all. So now I'm in a comfy chair in 3rd place eating pizza.
About 45 minutes later the girls return with their food, and a scotch and soda. (Mind you I told them I had no money, so not to worry about it.) So I'm now in a comfy chair in third place with hot pizza and a scotch and soda.
Then right about 12:00, so guys leave their parking spot which was directly in front of us. I had one guy hold the spot while I reparked my car. We popped the trunk and got some tunes playing.
So by 12:00 last night I was hanging out in a comfy chair, in 60 degree weather, eating pizza, with my scotch and soda, listening to some good tunes.
I don't know why I was gifted with a tongue of the devils... but I'm down.