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Mar 07, 2006 12:14

Browsing the McGill classifieds...

Sweet Bike
Posted Tuesday, March 7, 2006
This is a really good bike. Its poseesed by the spirit of a daredevil. I bled on ita couple times and one time my ass froze onto the seatbecause I peed myself and it was like minus 30. Cool guys. Well dont email me all at once.

Sidekick needed for war on crime
Posted Tuesday, March 7, 2006
Hi, I'm a "superhero" currently active in the Montreal/Laval area, looking for sidekick/boy wonder to aid me in all crime fighting/supervillian battling duties. Must have no less than 10 years of ninja training and or one or more mutant powers. Preferably kung fu skills or flying skills,or a car. Must be comfortable in enclosed "lair" like spaces, and know how to work super computer, pc format using Windows XP. Only serious replys will be considered. Auditions to be held on Friday March 31st at Bishop St. Pub.I'll be in the secret office on the top floor. Ask for Russ.

Boy Toy
Posted Thursday, February 23, 2006
Exotic Foreign Gigolo - 20 bucks for the big O. Special Offer: if delivery takes longer than 40 mins then you get a full refund. Also: choose from a wide selection of techniques, pick one just for you. Stripping services also available.

Looking for experienced Butler with fancy name
Posted Tuesday, March 7, 2006
British. Must be comfortable in a 1 1/2 apartment, and own a black or brown suit. Full time positions available. Butless pants. Serioujs inquiries only.

I especially like the butler with fancy name... Some people have too much fun :)
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