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Jan 11, 2006 12:44

Back to Mt. Pleasant, thank God. I was really getting tired of the WL, but don't get me wrong, it's good in small doses. Something about not having to go to class and having your car within a mile of you is something you take for granted, until to get to school. But I couldnt really drink at home, so I think it was an even trade. Still, got to spend lots of time with Kels, which is better than an alcohol. And I dont need to drink to get lucky. I love that, and I love her.

Top 10 Reasons to Date an MJR Head Concessionist...

10: Love stains can be easily disguised as popper oil on her smock.

9: Free pretzel bites...'nuff said.

8: Free movies..do I sound shallow for these two reasons?

7: Late night kisses in the parking lot...

6: She smells like food when she comes home.

5: Work is stressful, so she wants to drink and screw..or maybe just screw.

4: Impromptu and unexpected head in the Whip...hence the title "HEAD" concessionist.

3: Quick grope sessions on her break.

2: Sexual fantasies about her wearing just her smock and a smile.

And the #1 reason to date a head concessionist at MJR...

She will ALWAYS give me the butter.

Love you baby
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