word up guys...
> >NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN:
> >A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The
> >husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
> >
> >One morning, the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
> >decides to take a nap.
> >
> >Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat
> >out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her
> >book.
> >
> >Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
> >and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
> >
> >"Reading a book," she replies (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?").
> >
> >"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
> >
> >"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
> >
> >"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
> >any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
> >
> >"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
> >woman.
> >
> >"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
> >
> >"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
> >start at any moment."
> >
> >"Have a nice day ma'am", he said, and left.
> >
> >MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
> >think.
> >
> >A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The
> >husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
> >
> >One morning, the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
> >decides to take a nap.
> >
> >Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat
> >out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her
> >book.
> >
> >Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
> >and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
> >
> >"Reading a book," she replies (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?").
> >
> >"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
> >
> >"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
> >
> >"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
> >any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
> >
> >"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
> >woman.
> >
> >"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
> >
> >"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
> >start at any moment."
> >
> >"Have a nice day ma'am", he said, and left.
> >
> >MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
> >think.
> >