the face that launched a 1000 shits

[pistolsatdawn]

so i took the afore mentioned bike ride. i went to newberry st to sell some of jason's dvds for $$$. on my way back, i decided that i would stop by a store which shall remain anonymous here....let's just call it urban outfitters....and 'pick out' a shirt. you know, pamper myself

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still stealing i see

[sparks_kerosene]

damn, you shoplifters don't just stop at clothing and food and puppies, but you have the nerve to swipe images from the electronic medium that is the very foundation of my life, the thing i hold most sacred! you sir, had you not been so preoccupied in 'getting something for nothing' would have maybe noticed that the images you placed in your entry just so happened to be the property of Shoplifters Alternative, a division of Shoplifters Anonymous, Inc. The information and images of this site are protected by U.S. and international trademark laws and may not be reproduced in whole or in part without the express written permission of Shoplifters alternative. Copyright©2001 Shoplifters Alternative
All rights reserved. etc etc! what the hell sean? what next? booze, drugs, loose women with skanky hats? you need help sean. you need to get help or will spiral down a long hard horrible road of doomy badness, you'll end up in jail, and you'll be someones bitch, and that will suck. or you'll end up in jail and you'll have a bunch of bitches and you'll pimp them out for cigarettes (because all jail men smoke like some kind of smoke ventilating device) and smuggle in drugs and pornography, which would actually be pretty cool.

sean, i'd be lying if i said i was dissappointed. i really don't care. actually, it's kind of annoying, because this causes a conflict in the way i view my life, what i mean is, i view life as one big NES RPG, and up until now i've had your class as musician, but now i think i'm going to have to bump you up to thief, which will improve almost all of your stats, except for the wussiness stat which drops 10% but you gain 7-5% in strength, agility, intelligence and luck, but now you have to grow a goatee and get one of those hats with a feather. yes sean, it's time to put down the harp and pick up your rapier. we've got a quest to go on, we have to get the emerald of male virilty out of the belly of a dragon. any rpg party can use a good theif. just make sure you go to the theives guild meetings and carry your card with you at all times, merchants usually understand once you show the theives guild card. but you're not supposed to get caught. always carry a bottle of coffee with you and pour it all over the shirt before you leave the store so they open the bag and see your dirty laundry, not your stolend merchandise. jesus christ, do i have to explain everything to you?

Re: still stealing i see

[staticfling]

i love this guy! (even though i have no idea who he is)

i agree with hollie on the punching thing.

the one-act, very effective.