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Mar 14, 2007 13:12

I have had a wierd desire lately. I feel like I need to do something, something that may sound crazy. I don't know why I suddenly want to do this, but I think I just need to.

I am going to go hunt down and kill a bear.

Not anytime soon mind you, and not on a whim one weekend. I am not going to walk out into the woods with a .22LR or something and hope that I can kill said bear. No I am going to go out with a friend of mine and his brother in law who have experience in such things. I am going to get a bear permit, and I am going to get the biggest, most fuck-off high caliber rifle I can, and then I am going to kill a motherfucking bear.

I don't want it's head as a trophy or anything like that. I'm going to eat it and make a coat out of the pelt. This is going to be fun.
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