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sooooo.... i took a picture of Roxy in a bra today. i found it in a box. im pretty sure it was Adrienne's. after i took the picture she ripped it off gardcore style...................
im sure i dont HAVE to remind you all how stupid ken is, but i cannot resist myself. especially since this one is fucking hillarious.....
so ken thought he would be a cool badass and write something funny on the whiteboard in the kitchen....it read "who's the best? ME! Ken Schott. then he actually signed his very own signature on it. i actually wish i would have been smart enough to grab my camera and take a picture of Adam's handiwork. but i was a bit too late on that one. Adam erased the word "best" and replaced it with the word "homo".......i mean it cant get much better than that. looking at the whiteboard now reading "who's the HOMO? ME! Ken Schott. with his signature....i almost died at that one. now, anyone who had looked at that and didnt know that Adam filled in the word homo, probably would have believed that ken had written that. good times good times.
i am currently reading "The New Joy of Sex" by Alex Comfort. it's really good, and i recognize a lot of it in my current and past sex life both the good and bad. giving me some good pointers and im enjoying it a lot. im thinking of reading it at Adam's church while the dude preaches. his parents already hate me so it doesnt matter. nevermind. i should rise above their childlike behavior and make them wonder what the fuck they are doing.
now when you sit their and ground your son because you dont like his gf thats helping him pass his math class and you have three other kids that are on probation that you arent paying any attention to, well i think you have some bad parenting skills. let me tell you a story....
once upon a time there was a boy named adam who had a gf that helped him pass his math class and his parents hated her because she was being intimate with him. meanwhile his brothers and sisters steal cigs out of his step mothers purse and she never notices. they are on probation so they smoke the cigs on their way to the bust stop so thier parents wont see. the counselor is at the house and the step mother tells him how well she thinks they are doing. next day they get off probation. they get alcohol from their older sister and jimmy gets alcohol poisoning. they just fucking got off probation. they are so worried aout adams love life that they pay no attention to the other kids. adam doesnt smoke drink or do drugs. he works out does his homeowrk thanks to me and gets fed well when he is with me. they have grounded him from seeing me but all 4 times a week because "we are too young to have a serious relationship." now, not to be a bitch, but our relationship is none of their business wether we take it seriously or not. anyway, i have found a way to work my way around their little tricks. come monday im going to our math teacher to ask if i can tutor adam because he needs it. she will see that in his grade its been higher since ive been here than before and hopefully she will agree. so what the fuck will they do about that? then ill go to church with them every sunday. ill get to see him at least 6 days a week not including school.
i came online with the intention of finding out how to beat the fifth castle in the dark world in the legend of zelda a link to the past, but i got side tracked as you can see. im considdering on asking alex, but i dont think hes over that whole thing. wish hed just move on and stop being an asshole. ill try and im him i guess. im getting really frustrated with this zelda shit. my brother couldnt help me. adam couldnt help me. those are the only people i know to ask. oh well . i love leeann and ray!
im sure i dont HAVE to remind you all how stupid ken is, but i cannot resist myself. especially since this one is fucking hillarious.....
so ken thought he would be a cool badass and write something funny on the whiteboard in the kitchen....it read "who's the best? ME! Ken Schott. then he actually signed his very own signature on it. i actually wish i would have been smart enough to grab my camera and take a picture of Adam's handiwork. but i was a bit too late on that one. Adam erased the word "best" and replaced it with the word "homo".......i mean it cant get much better than that. looking at the whiteboard now reading "who's the HOMO? ME! Ken Schott. with his signature....i almost died at that one. now, anyone who had looked at that and didnt know that Adam filled in the word homo, probably would have believed that ken had written that. good times good times.
i am currently reading "The New Joy of Sex" by Alex Comfort. it's really good, and i recognize a lot of it in my current and past sex life both the good and bad. giving me some good pointers and im enjoying it a lot. im thinking of reading it at Adam's church while the dude preaches. his parents already hate me so it doesnt matter. nevermind. i should rise above their childlike behavior and make them wonder what the fuck they are doing.
now when you sit their and ground your son because you dont like his gf thats helping him pass his math class and you have three other kids that are on probation that you arent paying any attention to, well i think you have some bad parenting skills. let me tell you a story....
once upon a time there was a boy named adam who had a gf that helped him pass his math class and his parents hated her because she was being intimate with him. meanwhile his brothers and sisters steal cigs out of his step mothers purse and she never notices. they are on probation so they smoke the cigs on their way to the bust stop so thier parents wont see. the counselor is at the house and the step mother tells him how well she thinks they are doing. next day they get off probation. they get alcohol from their older sister and jimmy gets alcohol poisoning. they just fucking got off probation. they are so worried aout adams love life that they pay no attention to the other kids. adam doesnt smoke drink or do drugs. he works out does his homeowrk thanks to me and gets fed well when he is with me. they have grounded him from seeing me but all 4 times a week because "we are too young to have a serious relationship." now, not to be a bitch, but our relationship is none of their business wether we take it seriously or not. anyway, i have found a way to work my way around their little tricks. come monday im going to our math teacher to ask if i can tutor adam because he needs it. she will see that in his grade its been higher since ive been here than before and hopefully she will agree. so what the fuck will they do about that? then ill go to church with them every sunday. ill get to see him at least 6 days a week not including school.
i came online with the intention of finding out how to beat the fifth castle in the dark world in the legend of zelda a link to the past, but i got side tracked as you can see. im considdering on asking alex, but i dont think hes over that whole thing. wish hed just move on and stop being an asshole. ill try and im him i guess. im getting really frustrated with this zelda shit. my brother couldnt help me. adam couldnt help me. those are the only people i know to ask. oh well . i love leeann and ray!