would that really be the way to go? What if you went before orgasm? Would you become a ghost, as in japanese ghost plays, taking revenge on those who got the release?
LOL and what if you went while in the throws of orgasm!! hehe would you be viewed with the 'O' face?!! rofl !!!
but isn't it all a journey, really? I mean, you can set an ending in your head...but that's just in your head.
Besides, there was that couple who were nominated for the Darwin award (didn't win cause one of them lived) where the girl died mid coitus. She ended up fused to her guy's unmentionable and half eaten!
hehe...one of those, it's not funny, but it is things :P
kk, this is from a Darwin Awards many many years ago.
So this guy and girl were doing the 'sex in the wilderness' thing. They found a nice high spot on some stony part of the mountain they were on. Morons didn't stop to wonder why the rock around there was kinda burned looking :P I guess it was a place that got hit by lightning a lot. So the storm hits while they're bumping and grinding. She's on top and get's hit by the lightning, instant death for her. The lightning fused their delicate parts together though :P So by the time he wakes up, cause the lightning knocks him out cold, some animal (it was later determined to be a bear) had eaten the top half of the chick. So home boy wigs out, of course, and then finally realizes that he has to start getting down the mountain. Anyhoo, he probably would have died too, except a group of girl scouts, on a camping trip, came across him...*trying to hold in laughter* It's really the best of true life dark comedy!! I've yet to hear of a Darwin Awards winner or nominee that beats
and i'm taking that paragraph part,
i completely forgot it..
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Paragraphs the best part!! Tells us we're rare ;) LOL
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so rare that we found each other.
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Eyes streaming
Heart beating
Can't catch my breath
It's laughter death!!!
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.. well next to whilst in mid coitus
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would that really be the way to go? What if you went before orgasm? Would you become a ghost, as in japanese ghost plays, taking revenge on those who got the release?
LOL and what if you went while in the throws of orgasm!! hehe would you be viewed with the 'O' face?!! rofl !!!
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perhaps that's what the face on Oni is..
a demon in mid "o" face.
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perhaps.. post coitus would be better.
then again, to me .. it's the journey.. not the destination.
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Besides, there was that couple who were nominated for the Darwin award (didn't win cause one of them lived) where the girl died mid coitus. She ended up fused to her guy's unmentionable and half eaten!
hehe...one of those, it's not funny, but it is things :P
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So this guy and girl were doing the 'sex in the wilderness' thing. They found a nice high spot on some stony part of the mountain they were on. Morons didn't stop to wonder why the rock around there was kinda burned looking :P I guess it was a place that got hit by lightning a lot. So the storm hits while they're bumping and grinding. She's on top and get's hit by the lightning, instant death for her. The lightning fused their delicate parts together though :P So by the time he wakes up, cause the lightning knocks him out cold, some animal (it was later determined to be a bear) had eaten the top half of the chick. So home boy wigs out, of course, and then finally realizes that he has to start getting down the mountain. Anyhoo, he probably would have died too, except a group of girl scouts, on a camping trip, came across him...*trying to hold in laughter* It's really the best of true life dark comedy!! I've yet to hear of a Darwin Awards winner or nominee that beats
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how gruesome.
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