oh look, a fucking update.
I have been waiting since before Christmas for the following items from Amazon.com:
The Tox Box
Lolita by Vladimir Nobokov
The Essential Leonard Cohen
I ordered the other day...
You Get So Alone At Times That It Just Makes Sense by David Sedaris
Satan's Rejects-Demented Are Go!
God Save The Sin-Mad Sin
Other than that I am waiting to fly one way to Portland, Oregon at the first of March.Sorry, darling JennaLee, I won't be driving my car for I am selling it for a Vespa or some scooter of the sort.Though I WILL be making a trip with my evacuee and former massage therapy classmate to Berkely to visit another New Orleans transplant who was also a classmate.So we WILL be seeing one another. *wink*.
I have been putting it off and being lazy and a fool for over 3 years now and I'll use the excuse to visit old friends to visit new/old ones.
You must promise to take me somewhere cool and you can have me all to yourself.Haha.
Lets see...anything else?My ears are up to a 10 gauge now.I am going to let that heal for a week or two then get another taper to stretch them to a 6 or even a 4 if they have them.I want to go to a 0 first and then if that looks good to me I might work on 00's.
I'm really beginning to dig having my ears stretched.I like the pain.It takes my mind away from all the bullshit that's been going on in Panama Shitty Bitch, Floriduh.I also like when I take them out I can see right through to the other side.That will never cease to amuse me.
So yeah, I'll be taking a one way flight with my doggie Clementine to Portland, Oregon.Where I will find a roomie, get a job, and work on getting back into massage therapy school with Nancy.We are going to go together so we end up in the same class.Just like in New Orleans.This will all happen by March 10th.
Sorry Panama Shit-hole.You and I have never loved one another and there is no use in trying to rekindle even a friendship.This relationship has always sucked ass and it's time for me to migrate FAR FAR FAR FAR AWAY from the Gulf Coast.
Though first I must get Randy to touch up all of the tattoo's he's done on me the past 3 years so I don't have to say..."They haven't been touched up yet." And the person who will touch them up lives over 3000 miles away.
So how do you like that folks?And I'm talking to the subhuman natives of this shithole.I'm leaving!Good for me and good for you.You can be stuck here in this rotting blackhole of death and dispair.
While I'm getting my life together, remaining sober, and hopefully gardening.I'm desperately hoping to get a place with a roommate that has a back yard.
I just can't wait to be around people who are like minded and enjoy walks in the park, nature, camping, decorating houses, being creative [cause lord knows i sure havent been creative the past 3 years since coming back to this fuckhole].There are plenty of vegetarian and vegan places to eat and places other than Waffle House [dont get me wrong, waffle house is the shit] that stay open 24/7.
Seeing how I don't eat fast food anymore it will be HARD to keep away from Jack and The Box and most of all BURGER-FUCKING-VILLE!
Steven!We so totally need to take a ride out to Tillamook County and then on up to where the Goonies house is and then maybe a picnic on the beach?Like we did with John that one time.We should ask John and his wifey to come along as well.I'd sure like to meet her.John was always totally cool with me.I will always remember that time his vegan ass brought me that steak from his family's cookout.Thank you, John.
Well, Christine just called so I need to head out.
die and eat pie~Lauren
The Tox Box
Lolita by Vladimir Nobokov
The Essential Leonard Cohen
I ordered the other day...
You Get So Alone At Times That It Just Makes Sense by David Sedaris
Satan's Rejects-Demented Are Go!
God Save The Sin-Mad Sin
Other than that I am waiting to fly one way to Portland, Oregon at the first of March.Sorry, darling JennaLee, I won't be driving my car for I am selling it for a Vespa or some scooter of the sort.Though I WILL be making a trip with my evacuee and former massage therapy classmate to Berkely to visit another New Orleans transplant who was also a classmate.So we WILL be seeing one another. *wink*.
I have been putting it off and being lazy and a fool for over 3 years now and I'll use the excuse to visit old friends to visit new/old ones.
You must promise to take me somewhere cool and you can have me all to yourself.Haha.
Lets see...anything else?My ears are up to a 10 gauge now.I am going to let that heal for a week or two then get another taper to stretch them to a 6 or even a 4 if they have them.I want to go to a 0 first and then if that looks good to me I might work on 00's.
I'm really beginning to dig having my ears stretched.I like the pain.It takes my mind away from all the bullshit that's been going on in Panama Shitty Bitch, Floriduh.I also like when I take them out I can see right through to the other side.That will never cease to amuse me.
So yeah, I'll be taking a one way flight with my doggie Clementine to Portland, Oregon.Where I will find a roomie, get a job, and work on getting back into massage therapy school with Nancy.We are going to go together so we end up in the same class.Just like in New Orleans.This will all happen by March 10th.
Sorry Panama Shit-hole.You and I have never loved one another and there is no use in trying to rekindle even a friendship.This relationship has always sucked ass and it's time for me to migrate FAR FAR FAR FAR AWAY from the Gulf Coast.
Though first I must get Randy to touch up all of the tattoo's he's done on me the past 3 years so I don't have to say..."They haven't been touched up yet." And the person who will touch them up lives over 3000 miles away.
So how do you like that folks?And I'm talking to the subhuman natives of this shithole.I'm leaving!Good for me and good for you.You can be stuck here in this rotting blackhole of death and dispair.
While I'm getting my life together, remaining sober, and hopefully gardening.I'm desperately hoping to get a place with a roommate that has a back yard.
I just can't wait to be around people who are like minded and enjoy walks in the park, nature, camping, decorating houses, being creative [cause lord knows i sure havent been creative the past 3 years since coming back to this fuckhole].There are plenty of vegetarian and vegan places to eat and places other than Waffle House [dont get me wrong, waffle house is the shit] that stay open 24/7.
Seeing how I don't eat fast food anymore it will be HARD to keep away from Jack and The Box and most of all BURGER-FUCKING-VILLE!
Steven!We so totally need to take a ride out to Tillamook County and then on up to where the Goonies house is and then maybe a picnic on the beach?Like we did with John that one time.We should ask John and his wifey to come along as well.I'd sure like to meet her.John was always totally cool with me.I will always remember that time his vegan ass brought me that steak from his family's cookout.Thank you, John.
Well, Christine just called so I need to head out.
die and eat pie~Lauren