- "No, I wasn't drunk last night. You've never seen me drunk."
- "You stared at the coving for half an hour."
- "So? It takes more than that to get me drunk."
- "You knocked over a bowl of nachos, trampled them into the carpet, then shouted at a complete stranger that it didn't matter because Mexicans were dirty anyway."
- pause -
- "It was an accident. I was joking."
- "You ate them."
You can inform the world that you're not drunk, honest, with the following declaration of sobriety:
That is -so- you... lol... Oh shit... If you only knew... Hahahahaha.... Remember when you bent that railing in Kevin's house? Or started shrieking at the moon in the desert? Oh man...That was some funny shit.
What Kind of Drunk Are You?
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- "No, I wasn't drunk last night. You've never seen me drunk."
- "You stared at the coving for half an hour."
- "So? It takes more than that to get me drunk."
- "You knocked over a bowl of nachos, trampled them into the carpet, then shouted at a complete stranger that it didn't matter because Mexicans were dirty anyway."
- pause -
- "It was an accident. I was joking."
- "You ate them."
You can inform the world that you're not drunk, honest, with the following declaration of sobriety:
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