I'm a very bad person
Why am I a very bad person? I just contemplated going around and trying to collect money for a 'charity'. Then I was going to use the money for booze. I'm a very very bad person. Heh. But only in thought, I didn't do it because I know nobody would give. They're all as broke as me... Except for the two people with Audi Quatro's sitting out in my dorm parking lot... They should buy me booze. Yeah, that's the ticket.