Editing

May 03, 2004 23:31

I have finally discovered the method for editing on Live

Journal. The bad new is this is going to be in eternal flux. It is

the way I do everything . I keep rearranging my chips.

We had this hamster named Coconut and when we cleaned his cage he

would spend hours, in fact almost the whole next day, rearranging his

cedar chips.

That is what I am going to do.I believe strongly in never finishing

anything but always being art in process.

When you aren't sure how the onlining journaling format works you're

just pleased that they let you write a bunch of stuff in the

journal and keep track of the date.

I went to the store today bought and later consumed massive amounts

of food. ( That would be M.A.O.F. in internet lingo.)

I was afraid George Bush might come here looking for Massive

Amounts of Food and so I very wisely hid a large amount in my

stomach. Hopefully they don't do a really extensive search.

How many of you write cryptic anonymous things in

your old boy/girl friend's journal? Yeah? Well, you really

suck. Just kidding!I would never do that unless I really

knew he wouldn't know who it was.He might figure out what happened

to the inside of his car and who shaved his dog and that kind of

thing. You have to pretend it never really bothered you at all.

I wouldn't go to his journal and suggest that he come out of

the closet and admit he is queer because gays have as much

right to love and be loved as anyone. No, not even when he

ripped my still beating heart out of my chest and poured

lighter fluid on it and then called his friends around to watch .

No, I am not at all vindictive. I made most of that up. Did you

believe me?

I just read that real writers are in touch with the truth but

sometimes the truth is so damn boring. I have entertained some of

these thoughts or I should say these thoughts have entertained me.

You read some of the XBF journal entries and you just want to edit it.

At least I tell you I am lying.

I am the defender of the Truth but it has to be my concept of Truth

. It only works with those guys who are too stupid to realize that is

indeed what you are doing to them. Once they know you are anoymous

it's all over.

When he says he is too mature to date girls his own age I want

to elaborate. You grew your hair out into some bizarre shape

that looked strangely enough like Cheech or Chong on a really bad

hair day delivering pizzas. I kept wanting to tell him he forgot my

breadsticks.

No one could see past the strange head he looked so butt ugly.

Now He is hitting on some girl in England and talking about how non

intellectual most adults are. I know he has never read a book on

purpose. It is hard for me not to mention it under Ann O. Nymous.

Well, that is the real Truth. That's editing.

I should post one of my names to my Live Journal but that seems like

such a Pyscho Bitch thing to do. I will quietly send bad thoughts

and rainy days except he likes the rain and stomping baby kittens

and kicking sand onto people on the beach while throwing rotted fruit

rollups at people .

Nevermind. I started lying again.
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