Death by shark bite? Your so odd. But seriously, that's the only way you'd ever die happy. And who the hell have you been in love with and not told me? We need to talk. (taps foot)
yes...you know me...being so odd...i would only die happy with death by shark bite...better then death by goodbar...and the love was before i met you...i dont even remember his name
(prays silently to self)...lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil...Amen...YAY...now im forgivin...i can go around as a slutting myself again...lol
i didnt think it...i said it...so i cant be banished to hell...MUH HAHAHAHA (cough...hack...sputter)...ok...im good now...and who are you to banish me to hell?...HMMMMMMMMM
If I told you the CIA would have to come kidnap you and then you'd go missing and everyone would report you and my cover with them would be blown. Oh man...I've said to much. (hides)
Really? Because Riley is with me RIGHT NOW and he is going to come and have them put a chip in your head that physically hurts you everytime your a whore....You'll never have sex again.
LOL...OMG...LMFAO...ok...i gotta stop this now...its gettin too funny...but just in case you dont wanna...i can still have sex...it just cant be with every guy i see...i wouldnt be a whore then...actually whores get paid...as long as i dont get paid ill be fine... so NAH (sticks tongue out)
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