May 29, 2010 11:01
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I have been shunted to another world. Probably due to Doofenshmirtz's Portalinator but I don't recall actually getting HIT by that. Communications can't get through and I've been saddled with a Charmander from that popular game Pokemon. It seems to like me, despite my inability to speak. But we understand each other, as we are both inherently animals at the core.
I am worried however for Phineas and Ferb. They will surely miss me when I don't show up conveniently, and may go out looking for me. With that in mind, Major Monogram will have to explain what might have happened to me, and I don't look forward to that.
As such, I retain my communication watch which I will soon tie into this strange Pokegear thing. The phone function is useless to me unless someone understands platypus. However, I feel assured I can get through whatever this world throws at me.
Also, I will have to instruct Charmander in the ways of the Secret Agent. There is no telling what we are in for.
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I seek a traveling partner for this strange journey. One that can speak would be preferred and could tutor me in the human language.