hahahahhaa!!!!!!!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I pulled over and changed norf9's flat tire (15 points). In September I gave vicariance a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Friday I gave post_ironic a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In August I turned kingofgoons in for farting in church (3 points). Last Saturday I set petunia_fist's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-8 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
pisces2727