Mindoro slings and flings.
Me and my gay friends have been planning this Holy Week trip to Galera since last year. Kinareer talaga ng mga vaklush ang preparations for this annual unholy event. We all wanted to go. We all wanted to experience the "Galera Adventure". But of course all of us had our own reasons for going on this trip. Most of them, after a bit of urging, admits that they wanted to go because it was "HADA" country in Galera on a Holy Week. So habang lahat ng tao dito sa Manila ay nagbibisita Igelesia, lumuluhod at nagdadasal - -ganoon din ang mga bading na na sa Galera. Bumibisita sila sa batuhan, lumuluhod, at sumasamba. Tahamik din sila, dahil siempre you can't talk while your mouth is full. Haaaaay, ang mga sisters ko talaga, mahahalay!!!
Anyway, as for me, i had my own reasons for going to Galera. The first one is because i haven't been to white beach on a holy week. It's like the whole Malate scene was transported to this Mindoro getaway. In fairness masaya talaga siya, salamat sa music at sa bogo kong bestfriend - - ang Mindoro sling.
Pero siempre hindi lang Mindoro sling ang pinunta ng mga bakala doon, most of theme were hoping for a Mindoro Fling to go with their drinks. And this is the second reason i decided to go on this trip. I wanted to prove something- -i was willing to bet na wala akong makaka-fling sa Galera because hindi nila ako magugustuhan. I wanted to prove that to the gay specie, i am simply not attractive enough. True enough, wala nga akong naka-fling sa Galera. Although may mga nag-attempt mag flirt. But ultimately, walang milagrong nangyari. Walang himala!!!
But it wasn't because of the reasons i first thought of. Looking back, i realized that i could have made wala in Galera. I could have gone to the batuhan or Jurassic Park and sucked all the cocks i could until sunrise. But i didn't. Because i chose not too. (Like a virgin, sooooooooooh!!)
'Yun din siguro ang dahilan kung bakit single pa ako. Kasi pinili kong maging single. Hindi dahil walang opportunities, pero dahil i chose not to grab the opportunities --dahil chaka sila! Pero seriously, i feel better knowing that there's nothing wrong with me. It's just that i've made a decision to wait for "the one", and although i am missing out on all the men out there, getting them to bed isn't really my cup of tea. I'd rather wait for "him" and when he comes, i hope my wait was worth it. Because for sure i will be worth his wait. So until he comes, i will have to settle for more pitchers of Mindoro slings while my friends have their Mindoro flings. Haaay, life is truly good.
Anyway, as for me, i had my own reasons for going to Galera. The first one is because i haven't been to white beach on a holy week. It's like the whole Malate scene was transported to this Mindoro getaway. In fairness masaya talaga siya, salamat sa music at sa bogo kong bestfriend - - ang Mindoro sling.
Pero siempre hindi lang Mindoro sling ang pinunta ng mga bakala doon, most of theme were hoping for a Mindoro Fling to go with their drinks. And this is the second reason i decided to go on this trip. I wanted to prove something- -i was willing to bet na wala akong makaka-fling sa Galera because hindi nila ako magugustuhan. I wanted to prove that to the gay specie, i am simply not attractive enough. True enough, wala nga akong naka-fling sa Galera. Although may mga nag-attempt mag flirt. But ultimately, walang milagrong nangyari. Walang himala!!!
But it wasn't because of the reasons i first thought of. Looking back, i realized that i could have made wala in Galera. I could have gone to the batuhan or Jurassic Park and sucked all the cocks i could until sunrise. But i didn't. Because i chose not too. (Like a virgin, sooooooooooh!!)
'Yun din siguro ang dahilan kung bakit single pa ako. Kasi pinili kong maging single. Hindi dahil walang opportunities, pero dahil i chose not to grab the opportunities --dahil chaka sila! Pero seriously, i feel better knowing that there's nothing wrong with me. It's just that i've made a decision to wait for "the one", and although i am missing out on all the men out there, getting them to bed isn't really my cup of tea. I'd rather wait for "him" and when he comes, i hope my wait was worth it. Because for sure i will be worth his wait. So until he comes, i will have to settle for more pitchers of Mindoro slings while my friends have their Mindoro flings. Haaay, life is truly good.