One of them cranks.

[pisceantears]

The other night,a kid went up to me
with this sad-puppy look on his face,
begging me to buy the "yema" he was selling.

"Bili na po kayo ng yema,
para ho may pambili kami ng bigas..."

I pitied the kid, truly. Then i got over it and said...

"Sana 'yung pinanggawa niyo ng yema, binili niyo na lang ng bigas..."

Daym, i'm bad.