I am a coward.
I am, right now, hiding in the office of Celebration Theatre. The show I am producing is letting out - two people have not paid yet - I'm house managing. And yet here I am. What's worse is why I'm hiding. I'm hiding from a very nice, attractive lesbian who gave me her phone number earlier. I met her a week or two ago when I was handing out postcards for this show. She had really soft hands. Who doesn't love soft hands? Anyway, she came tonight, brought four of her friends, and gave me her phone number.
Matt gave me the out. He's doing my job(s) right now. I suck. It's just that I feel like such a fake. Did I act like a lesbian? Do they act a certain way? Why do I feel guilty for being (mostly) straight?
Matt just came in the office and said she was asking for me and that she might come back (?) to look for me. Michael O. just came in to bring me red wine and let me know that she's still in front of the building. They're making more of a thing out of this than I am. I'm just cowardly hiding from the problem. See, done! Why do I feel so guilty?
Post your theory or join me in pretending this never happened.
P.S. - I think all lesbians hate me now.
Matt gave me the out. He's doing my job(s) right now. I suck. It's just that I feel like such a fake. Did I act like a lesbian? Do they act a certain way? Why do I feel guilty for being (mostly) straight?
Matt just came in the office and said she was asking for me and that she might come back (?) to look for me. Michael O. just came in to bring me red wine and let me know that she's still in front of the building. They're making more of a thing out of this than I am. I'm just cowardly hiding from the problem. See, done! Why do I feel so guilty?
Post your theory or join me in pretending this never happened.
P.S. - I think all lesbians hate me now.