Thanks to Hennies for the suggestion!

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Open iTunes/iPod or Windows Media Player to answer the following. Go to your library. Answer, no matter how embarrasing it is.

Number of songs: 1012 songs.

Sort by song title
First Song: A + P by Morning 40 Federation from Ticonderoga
Last Song: Zurich Two by Jim O'Rourke from Remove the Need

Sort by time
Shortest Song: 0:17 Everything Is On by Asobi Seksu from Citrus
Longest Song: 1:13:00 Hilbert's Hotel by JLIAT from Hilbert's Hotel

Sort by album
First Album: 3x4 Eye by Roscoe Mitchell
Last Album: World of Echo by Arthur Russell

Top Five Most Played Songs:
New Land by Red Temple Spirits
Bamboo Houses by David Sylvian
Am I Getting Through by Disappointed Parents
Look at Your Game Girl by Charles Manson
Nautilus by The Klinik

First song that comes up on Shuffle: "State Aid" by Skinny Puppy
Next... "Radio 4 "Dance to the Underground"

Search ....
"sex", how many songs come up? 1
"death", how many songs come up? 27
"love", how many songs come up? 38
"you", how many songs come up? 74