HAHA.

[piraticalretard]

That does it.

When I go to see Pirates of the Caribbean, I am going in full kunoichi garb--ninja sandals (I WILL MAKE THEM), hitai-ate, graduation vest, and kunai holster.

Underneath my vest I shall be wearing a shirt reading "traitor".

MOO HA HA.

I might be the Mizukage of a ninja village, but I can watch some awesome pirates if I want to. ^

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[krystalfaerie]

*coughs* Coincidentally, those same silly genin neglect to log in when they post on shinobi journals of doom.

[piraticalretard]

Haa.

Woot!

[krystalfaerie]

We could draw lines on our headbands to show our treason....OMG. The Akatsuki are ninjas who betrayed their villages by becoming pirates.

[piraticalretard]

Biju pirates.

XD

[krystalfaerie]

Yes.

"Gimme yer biju or th' wench gets it!" *cocks pistol*

[piraticalretard]

MIZUMI: I don't have time for this shit. *kicks gun out of random Akatsuki member's hand, KoaS(TM)'s them into oblivion*

NIKARA: AWW SHIT.

[krystalfaerie]

*RESISTS URGE TO MAKE AN ITASASU BOOTY JOKE*

[gingersandwich]

I'll do it for you.

Itachi: Yarrr, give us all th' booty ya got!
Sasuke: -does suggestive booty dance-
Itachi: That be the ticket, ahar.
Nikara: Ye knave! Stow thy pervious affections for ye little brodder.
Itachi: Yarr.

Deidara: AYE! AVAST! [/cameo]

[krystalfaerie]

Thank you. ^^

[piraticalretard]

...Pervious.

PERVIOUS?

XDDD

[krystalfaerie]

*needs to use that word in everyday conversation*

[gingersandwich]

Ya better do as the cur Naruto does and believe it, ye knave. Or it's the plank for ye!

[piraticalretard]

Gaara = Barbossa. Just...because. Because it's really funny to imagine him in a huge gay pirate hat.

And Sasuke = Will.

[gingersandwich]

And a huge fight between Ino and Sakura results for the role of Elizabeth.

Sakura: ELIZABETH ISN'T A PIG!
Ino: OH YEAH? WELL, ELIZABETH DOESN'T HAVE A HUGE FOREHEAD!

Ragetti and Pintel = ???
JACK SPARROW(!) = ???

Someone has to write this now.

[piraticalretard]

That or DRAW it. *WOULD PAY TO SEE GAARA IN A BIG GAY PIRATE HAT*
*WOULD ALSO PAY TO SEE NARUTO WITH BEADS IN HIS HAIR SO SHE CAN LAUGH AT HIM*

So, who's Anamaria?

TEMARI. Why did I even ask that question?