Five! I think.

[piratewhip]

So hello! It dawned on me recently that there a lot of pirates out there I don't know terribly much about. So I decided I want to get to know you all better! I guess this is one of those "meme" things

Comments

[heytenth]

Here I thought you couldn't get any gayer.

[piratewhip]

....What?

[heytenth]

What kind of grown man buys a kid a stuffed animal??

Where's your big white van? Is there 'candy' in your pocket?

[piratewhip]

I think it's a perfectly suitable gift!

And I've never owned a white van.

[heytenth]

Because you're demented. Sick bastards never think they're sick.

White Ferrari.

[piratewhip]

It's just a stuffed hedgehog, Smoking Bomb. Really.

I don't really like white cars. Black is much more appropriate.

[heytenth]

A stuffed animal. For a teenager. For Hibari. Did you rape some 5 year old kid and take that stuffed animal as a trophy? Wanna get off by seeing Hibari with it?

I'm on to you. Don't even think about giving the Tenth any 'presents.'

[piratewhip]

What the hell have you been READING, Gokudera?! No!

[heytenth]

I've been reading up on pedophiles.

Molest Hibari all you want, I don't care. But I've got my eye on you.

The Tenth is too innocent sometimes.

[piratewhip]

I'm not a pedophile!

And I don't molest Kyouya.

[heytenth]

Why do you even bother refuting it now?

Please, we all know the truth.

[piratewhip]

Because I'm not?

And it's NOT the truth!

[heytenth]

Yeah, whatever. You're not doing anything wrong, you're just 'loving' him in an extra special way, right?

[piratewhip]

...Excuse me!?

[heytenth]

You even look at the Tenth in a weird way and I'll drown you myself. Creepy bastard.

[piratewhip]

I promise I won't! He's like my little brother, Smoking Bomb.