This is why I need the sims, so I can make a 'me' character and give her lots of weird crap for her house.
Nikon D200, camera made of some really precise parts and probably some dark arts to make it work so well.
Patrick Stuart's head, cast in plaster from one of the less memorable Star Trek movies.
Colored pencil case, because I really need to have 120 pencils on hand at any moment.
Octopus belt buckle, which I would have to immediately paint red.