This is weird...
... but I think my assbones have bruised my ass. I can honestly see no other reason why the ol' cheeks are black-and-blue where bone meets skin.
This is an attractive post. This is the post that is going to make all the boys want me to be their girlfriend. I'm sorry, boys. My buttcheeks and I are a kept lady. Please stop sending me flowers and chocolates.
That goes doubly for you, Mr. Homework. Your repeated attempts at seducing me will always fail. Especially that thing you do where you bend me over my desk and ream me in the ass for the next two weeks. You are a dick, Mr. Homework. Friendship ANNULLED.
(I'm not high/drunk/tripping, but oh, how I wish I were...)
This is an attractive post. This is the post that is going to make all the boys want me to be their girlfriend. I'm sorry, boys. My buttcheeks and I are a kept lady. Please stop sending me flowers and chocolates.
That goes doubly for you, Mr. Homework. Your repeated attempts at seducing me will always fail. Especially that thing you do where you bend me over my desk and ream me in the ass for the next two weeks. You are a dick, Mr. Homework. Friendship ANNULLED.
(I'm not high/drunk/tripping, but oh, how I wish I were...)