~Jealousy Among Pirates~ Challenge #22
~Jealously Among Pirates~
Author: gypsyluv
Challenge # 22 “As you wish”
Word Count: 700
Pairing/Characters: Orlando, Johnny, Keith No real slash but hints of it.
Warnings/Ratings: Real Person, slight slash (very slight), Angst
Disclaimer: (God I get tired of writing this.) Never happened, Don’t know any of them, Wish I did, Only Fantasy, Get of my back!
Authors Notes: If you have the extended DVD and watched all the extras, surely you noticed the flirting coming from Keith and Johnny’s school girl attitude... Or did I just dream it! Anyways... been wanting to do a little bit about it sooooooooo…..
Keith had only been in the Caribbean for 4 days and already Orlando was sick of him. Yes he was a legend and yes he was one of the most talented guitarists ever and yes Orlando was jealous. Johnny was the reason though. Keith was just, well Keith. There wasn’t quite any other way to describe him. He was a flirt, a tease, a joker, and the only thing Orlando could see that the man took seriously was his drinking and his music. Johnny absolutely worshiped the man!
Orlando made himself scarce from the set this day. He had gotten his fill and did want to see silly school girl Johnny anymore, but it didn’t work. He had gotten a phone call when shooting for the day was done. Johnny begging him to join them on his yacht for a get-together to see Keith off as it had been his last day of shooting. Orlando frowned as he walked down the dock to Johnny’s boat scolding himself for not being able to ever say no to Johnny.
He was greeted with open arms, literally, as he walked onto the yacht. “There you are boy!” Keith said hugging him and kissing him on the cheek, which was only because Orlando turned his face fast enough.
“Yes, here I am.” Orlando retorted and somehow slid out of Keith’s grip.
“Johnny, Johnny boy your, err, your boy is here.” Keith yelled waving his hands illustratively at Orlando.
“Aw, Orli baby, I was starting to think you wouldn’t come.” Johnny said embracing him and kissing him on the lips. Orlando hadn’t tried to turn away and glared at Keith as Johnny kissed him.
Keith just shrugged at him then gave him a wink as he returned to his drinking.
The three of them ended up sitting at the bar in the spacious lounge room the party had migrated to. You’d think you where in a swanky jazz bar in New York by the décor. Orlando had been in it many times, but this was the first party he had attended in it. Everyone was there it seemed. Johnny’s yacht was overflowing with people but, of course, there was only one that Johnny was following around like a puppy.
Orlando sat there watching for a bit as Johnny hung on every word Keith slurred out. Johnny was waiting on Keith hand and foot and fusing over him profusely. Keith had reached in to get him a cigarette from his coat pocket but had none.
“Johnny boy, roll me a fag would ya.” Keith said aloofly.
“As you wish.” Johnny answered back quickly rolling Keith one right away.
Suddenly Orlando burst into laughter spewing the drink he had been sipping across the bar.
“Seems your boy here has a drinking problem.” Keith said and smacked a hand across Orli’s back.
Orlando straightened himself and wiped his mouth on the back of his sleeve. “Oh god.” He said quietly. The Princess Bride had been one of his favorite movies as a kid and he knew it nearly by heart. Johnny saying Wesley’s words and Keith nearly imitating Buttercups made Orlando almost piss his pants. He couldn’t stop laughing.
“What’s so funny kiddo?” Johnny said to him coming around and putting an arm around Orlando’s shoulders. “Care to share the joke with us?”
Orlando fought to compose himself and finally he was able to speak again. “You ever see the movie The Princess Bride?” He asked Johnny doubting that he ever had.
“Why?” Johnny asked leaning a bit closer.
“The two of you are straight from it, I swear!” Orlando said laughing a bit still as he did.
“I have no idea what you mean.” Johnny said regally or at least a little regally as he was nearly drunk already. “Now, my boy, fetch me that pitcher.” Johnny said with a smile nodding his head toward a pitcher of beer at the end of the bar.
Orlando smirked at him laughing sarcastically and bowed to Johnny. “As you wish.” He said enthusiastically and without missing a beat he took the pitcher and poured the contents in Johnny’s lap and stormed out of the room and off the yacht.
~End~
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Captain Gypsyluv!