this computer sucks

Dec 14, 2005 17:59

So, my application to College of New Jersey got deffered, so since now i have to wait until april to find out if i'm in or not, i have to apply to a billion other colleges.

Unfortunately i'm very lazy about this, since i really don't want to do the whole application thing again. I've been re-visiting websites, and i found myself knocking colleges off the list that have essay questions that i can't use the essay i already did for, also anyplace that is too expensive, or sounds too stuck up, or might be too far, or doesn't have a cool mascot name, or doesn't have pretty trees, or doesn't have lots of rainy weather, or basically isn't the college of new jersey.

This sucks. Really bad.

Whats wrong with being a hooker anyways? You don't need an education, and if you already have a high school diploma, like i'll will, you're like, extra valuable i bet! I mean, my boobs are totally big enough, i could start out over a couple of blocks, then gradually expand so that i'm covering a whole town. Then once enough police officers have been seduced, i could start recruiting other girls who also didn't get to go to the colleges they wanted, and I'll become a madame. I'll open up my own place in a big city, sort of like a headquarters for all the girls, or even a good place to bring customers back to. It would be real classy. I'd make a fortune. It wouldn't be so bad. You just gotta know what you're doing.

I'm gonna eat some cookie dough now.
Hey, first, does anyone think it's possible for super-heroes to exist? Like, do you think someday there could be a real Spiderman or Batman or something? I think so....that'd be amazing, i call dibs on him!
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